For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
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I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
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Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
You are the jesus of drinking
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
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