What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
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I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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