I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
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I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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