Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
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I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
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