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just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
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