her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
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Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
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