My hair reeks of homosexuality.
I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
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And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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