Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I came so hard my ears popped.
I just got a text from a stranger offering to shave my asshole. I've been sober and out of town for a week, are you using my number as a dial-a-dumping again?
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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