A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
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your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
So woke up naked and found my clothes from last night in my kitchen with a half eaten quesadilla
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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