I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
What drink are we having for lunch?
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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