i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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