how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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