I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
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All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
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Just learned a valuable lesson today. Don't open snap chats from 3 am the next morning while sitting next to a small child. They totally saw your dick.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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