I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
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It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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