you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
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my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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