How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
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I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
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I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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