yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
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Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
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He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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