windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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