Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
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Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
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I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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