His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
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How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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