i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
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Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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