Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
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Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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