all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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