Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
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We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
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Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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