He is an equal opportunity slut.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
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im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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