About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
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found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
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Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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