Whod you bang
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
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It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
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i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
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