It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
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and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
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Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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