im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
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I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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