i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I just crop dusted the hot FedEx guy delivering my business cards...then asked him "Was that you?" How the fuck am I allowed to be an adult?
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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