my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
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Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
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How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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