people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
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New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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