i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
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as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
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I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
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