I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
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I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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