I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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