i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
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I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
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