are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
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reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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