thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
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I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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