they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
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He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
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Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
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