Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
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Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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