My room smells like vodka and shame
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
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hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
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I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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