Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
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I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
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I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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