Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
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Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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