Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
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hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
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next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
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