Do you still have your period?
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
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Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm starting to notice a direct correlation between blackouts and broken bones...
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