so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I just realized my life is a timeline of drunken injuries.
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Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
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Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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