If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
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So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
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Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
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