if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I will pee on everything he values.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
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HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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