whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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