Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Target doesn't accept your signature for your credit card if you draw a dick on the pad. Even of your name is Richard.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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